Hey guys this is going to be really short and exhibit A in a genre that I’m going to call Dicks! I was hanging out with Bridget the other day, during spring break and we came onto the topic of my blog, and she told me that she enjoys reading it, because I have a habit of going off on people. Which is apparently a habit I had not idea that I possessed. But today, I bring it full fucking force, and only one boy, I can’t call him a man, I don’t care if he has a dick, a college education and a car! will be within striking distance.
  So, I’d been talking to this guy for a reallly long time. We’d done the usual things, and I wanted to take it to the next level. I did, I thought I was ready to be with him, and when I let him know, he simply said that and I quote “I’m not looking for a girlfriend at the moment. I enjoy just chilling with you but I’m not interested in anything more than that.” But apparently, he just wasn’t interested in me. Because today, he has a girlfriend, as of 6 fucking minutes ago.
  When I saw it, I thought, hmm, it’s got to be a mistake, him and his girl? He doesn’t have a girl, He didn’t want a girl, but apparently, he just didn’t want me, and this is what makes him a little boy, If you didn’t want me, you could have just let me know straight up, I’m not a little girl, I can handle the fucking truth, what I can’t handle is lying to me and going behind my back with it. Be a fucking man, and grow some fucking balls! She must like sissy men, good for her, she fucking found one.

MotherFucking Dueces,
Dedicated to the pansiest man I have ever met,
Strawb3rri3