Dear, Open-faced sandwich of life, move the knife to the left, I don't think I felt the effect

I knew it! I KNEW IT! WE HAVEN’T EVEN GONE ON A DATE YET AND HE’S THROUGH WITH ME! I HAVE TO SEE HIM TOMORROW! THIS IS SO MOTHERFUCKING UNFAIR! WHY DIDN”T HE JUST GO AFTER EMU! THAT’s WHO HE WANTED ANYWAY!

Delightfully miserable,

~Gabriella~