“Have you ever heard of spontaneous combustion?”
“Yeah.”
“I have a friend, Dana, who was in the grocery store one day, and her arm, like, bursts into flame. Just like that. Just her arm. And she’s screaming and waving her arm around and around, flames shooting everywhere. Finally the cops showed up and arrested her.”
“Arrested her? Why did-“
“Possession of an unlicensed firearm.”– John Dies at the End, David Wong
John Dies at the End, David Wong (via cdanielle88)
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