Slytherin: My boyfriend just broke up with me…
Hufflepuff: Aww, I’m sorry! Do you want a hug?
Slytherin: What? No! I am waiting for Ravenclaw to say something…
Hufflepuff: What can Rav…
Ravenclaw: I have access to all their credit cards, bank accounts, social security, and their entire background information from the pentagon, as well as their IRS tax statements…
Hufflepuff: … Slytherin, don’t do this … this sounds like a very bad idea! ….
Slytherin: *rolls eyes*
Slytherin: … anything else?
Ravenclaw: His Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, and CrunchyRoll password is SnakesRule4ever…
Slytherin: Hufflepuff, do we have anymore ice cream?
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